Quote SteveH="SteveH"Does he even realise that it's not a real court and the bloke isn't a real judge?'"
from what I've heard of the program (from a friend of a friend who's been on it  

 ) any settlements "awarded" are paid by ITV.
If true then both are winners Beaumont gets his £5,000 and Koukash gets ITV to pay it. 
And they both have a day fooling around on Telly.... winner..... 
