You got taken apart there mate. You needed to come back with something better than that. If this was a rap battle the stadium-moving thing would have finished you off.

You're also unlikely to find any Broncos fans defending low attendances, the management or the coaching of the club. We know. We're painfully aware of it and we have little influence over how or when it can be improved. In the meantime, we still support the club.

Is there anything else you need, or are you done here?

Widnes lives and breathes foul chemical polluted air which obviously has an effect on the brain cells!

What's 'awt' and why can't we win it? Is that some old floodlit trophy that Widnes won when they used to be good about 50 years ago?

Championship: 3 Times

1977–78, 1987–88, 1988–89

Challenge Cup: 7 Times

1929–30, 1936–37, 1963–64, 1974–75, 1978–79, 1980–81, 1983–84
Beaten finalists: 1934, 1950, 1976, 1977, 1982, 1993

Premiership: 6 Times

1979–80, 1981–82, 1982–83, 1987–88, 1988–89, 1989–90
Beaten finalists: 1978, 1991

Lancashire Cup: 7 Times

1945–46, 1974–75, 1975–76, 1976–77, 1978–79, 1979–80, 1990–91
Beaten finalists: 1929, 1940, 1956, 1972, 1982, 1984

Lancashire League: 1 Time

1919–20

Western Division Championship:

Beaten finalists, 1962-1963

BBC2 Floodlit Trophy: 1 Time

1977–78
Beaten finalists: 1973, 1974

Regal Trophy: 3 Times

1975–76, 1978–79, 1991–92
Beaten finalists: 1975, 1978, 1980, 1984, 1989

World Club Challenge: 1 Time

1989–90

European Champions: 1 Time

1989

Charity Shield: 3 Times

1988–89, 1989–90, 1990–91

Northern Ford Premiership: 1 Time

2001

National League 1:

Beaten Finalists: 2006, 2007

Northern Rail Cup: 2 Times

2007, 2009
Beaten Finalists: 2010

spanked all over the place you look a right Muppet

So 1990 was the last time you won anything relevant / important? 23 years ago thats almost as long as our club has existed.

From what I can tell Widnes 'lives and breathes' Liverpool FC and Everton FC and a few thousand people there also quite like RL.