Lovely stuff.

6) Once you have abandoned the club you must make no contact until 2 years from your leaving date, at which point you may update your Twitter status to reflect your current employment position and request a return.



7) On completion of step 6 you may then re-take steps 1 to 5.

lovely stuff

You missed out the modern day interview technique, where they try to [ithrow[/i the applicant



"So. Tell me a joke"



"I intend to honour my contract"

I couldn't wait to get out of the NRL and into SL*

*unless you are a former Wigan player in which case it isn't a joke (obviously).