Quote spooky="spooky"I've decided that the only fair thing to do right now is to line our batters up against a wall and let the pitching staff chuck fastballs at them. This is to be a daily ritual. Batters are only excluded from the wall if they go on a hit streak of 3 games. They return to the wall if the don't get a hit for 3 games. Players who ony get 1 start a week or less get to watch from the sides - they may also laugh and point.
Alternmatively Gibbons and JP get their marching orders and we put a trained chimp in charge as it would seemingly do a better job.'"
You sure you dont fancy the job
