Because it is for the papers, not a 'big shop opening'





So far I can confirm Mally Welburn will be cutting the ribbon

Erm, no thanks





I think someone from Hall Road Rangers would give us more credibility

Hmm, strange way to go about it IMO.





So is that machine going to be ready same time?





No disrespect to Mally Welburn, but who is he?

We've got a silver fridge and our US magnets look great. My favourites are the casino chips from Vegas. Also we visited some canyons and national parks and have one that says "Utah Rocks" on it. You know, as in something "rocks" meaning it's really good, but also there are a lot of rocks in Utah. Genius.

A bigger name round here than Paul Cooke and any old Rugby Player.



Mally is a tv star and author.



He will be a right coup for us

How big is your fridge Mrs B?

Mrs D wont let me get a little fridge in my games room, however if I bought her a big silver one maybe I could have the black one. Thats my plan anyway.



Loving the Utah Rocks thing. Very clever.



My one from Cyprus is basically a pair of sunglasses with a map of Cyprus on the lenses. Cool.

Mally Welburn



"The boy who flew through windows ", the media wannabe



, does he still live in a shed on his own ?

I dunno. I hope not.



We are gonna pay him £500 for the grand opening plus £300 for an hour book signing session.



Think it will go down well.

TV star = He appeared on deal or no deal.

Author = He wrote two books , about his childhood and life in general however conveniently missed the bits out about his ex wife , handy lad Mally Welburn

So again, who is he exactly?



Seriously I've heard the name here and there but can't picture him.



In any case, I'd have opened it for a fiver!



I'd have even posed with that Quins ball for ya!!

www.mallywelburn.co.uk/

www.mallywelburn.co.uk/

Cheers Phil.

Well Digger I'm not impressed.



Should have at least been RL-related IMO.

Hey just thought, how are you gonna have an hour long book signing session if no-one knows it's going on?

Mally played RL as a lad.



He was the biggest name we could get. Nobody from the World of RL would do it so we thought the next best thing would be a local celebrity and ex RL player

You haven't upset that people have you?

Hmm, always had the impression that Hull & Rovers are both very community-orientated, were they both not prepared to help?

If I was a player I'd have jumped at the chance, assuming you threw in some free training gear?

Mally doesn't seem to have any appearances booked on his website, have you told him he is cutting the ribbon "Digger" ?.

That does not even make sense Phil ha ha

You know more than you make out it seems Roofy





Yes, some quality O'Neills clothing will be worn by and recieved as gifts by the superstars lined up to open it. And Mally Welburn

I imagine he forgot to update it.



Been needing a new shed for ages, I reckon I could bribe him at last minute to do it for £20 and a Liverpool garden shed!!

I know nothing....









Hey so any idea roughly how much you'll charge to press 7 felt letters + a number onto a football shirt?

Guessing he meant have you been upsetting the local RL community?











Hey actually you sure upset me when you turned down that retro shirt project - could have been a good bunsen burner for ya mate!

I will do it for nowt if you still need it doing when we get the machine.

What a legend, thanks mate.

Will have to pay you something though - I imagine any of the 3 Hull clubs would charge the going rate! Hey DW Sports wanted over £19 just for JONAS 18!

Robbing barstewards.

Still baffled as to why "Digger " refers to mally Welburn as a TV star .

And his books , and Mallys Memory Malfunction ( MMM) regarding the ex wife , you might aswell have got Stuart Reardon to cut the ribbon digger .